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It's not the fault of the student if he fails, because the year ONLY
has 365' days. Boring Lecture 

Typical academic year for a student:


1. TV Sundays-52, Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest.
Days left 313.


2. Melting Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and
difficult to study.

Days left 263.

3. Sleepy 8 hours daily sleep- 130 days GONE..
Days left 141.


4.  
1 hour for daily playing- (good for health) means 15
days.
Days left 126.


5.  
2 hours daily for food & other delicacies (chewing
properly &
swallowing)-means 30days.

Days left 96.

6. Gossip 
1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)-means
15 days
days left 81.


7. Cheater 
Exam days- per year at least 35 days.
Days left 46.


8.Presents  
Quarterly, Half yearly and festival (holidays)-40
days.

 Balance 6 days.

9. Sneezy 
For sickness- at least 3 days.

Remaining days=3.

10.Movie Theater 
Movies and functions- at least 2 days.

1 day left.

11.
That 1 day is your birthday. Make A Wish 

How can you study on that day??????!!!!!!!!!!
Balance = 0

"How can a student pass ?????"

Teacher Teacher 2 

 

 

 

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